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 Krissam
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (604)
> 11/08/05 20:48
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WoW forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to post it on the forum and asking for a blue to fix it.
4 to flame him for asking a blue to help with changing light bulbs.
12 to flame the people flaming the original poster, and adding that Blizz light bulb support sucks.
8 to suggest that Blizzard should upgrade their light bulbs.
3 to jump in, say they're light bulb experts, and post three completely conflicting opinions on Blizzard's light bulbs.
34 to randomly quote posts and say "QFT!" or "Noob!".
1 to post "LEEEEEROY", and 344 to quote and post "JEEEENKINS".
4 to post a sarcastic reply which the majority ignores.
6 to start their own thread on something completely different within the subject.
1 to eventually provide a full, serious answer.
14 to flame the serious answer and tell the person giving the answer to "STAY ON TOPIC NUB".
1 to revive the topic a few weeks later.
1 blue to lock the topic asking the original poster to refrain from posting in all caps.
Q. How many mages does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, as long as you're happy to change it into a sheep
Q. How many rogues does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six. One to change it and five to gank any n00bs trying to change it back.
Q. How many Gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Eleven. One to design a lightbulb changing device and ten to form a Gnome-pyramid to get it up there.
Q. How many Night-Elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seven. One to change it and six to vacuously dance naked around it.
Q. How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change it and one to uphold the light.
Q. How many Shamans does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. Ten. One to change it and nine to defend their over-powered, instant 'lighbulb change shock' from nerf-calls.
Q. How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just the one. The rest of the world has to revolve around them.
Q: How many Alliance does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. Four to keep it busy, and one to run away and call for backup.
Q. How many WoW GMs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, light bulb is currently working as intended.
Q. How many priests does it take to change a light bulb
A. N/A, for fear of getting aggro from the kitchen appliances, clearly a warrior needs to go in first
Q. How many druids does it take to change a light bulb.
A. One, though it's candle light form isn't that effective
Q: How many ninja looters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb? |
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Fifty
> LESS THAN 250 TO GO! (824)
> 12/08/05 11:34
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U fucking made my day 
/cheers m8 |
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Pero
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (687)
> 12/08/05 17:28
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Thalon
> Peon (27)
> 14/09/05 02:24
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Q: How many Alliance does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. Four to keep it busy, and one to run away and call for backup.
i love this one 
-thal |
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JunkStar
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (100)
> 14/09/05 12:49
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