The horde responsible programmer was caught red-handed by his son.
If his father doesnt want him to tell his mom,
he forces him to build for him his own class.
S: If you don't want mummy hears about that I want my own WOW-class
D: Okay... aehmm.. puh... okok, you get the shaman. He can fight, can wear shields or 2 hand weapon2 and leather armor and...
S: Hmm leather? No I want better one!! I want mail armor!
D: Puh...well then mail armor. Furthermore he can drop totems
S: What can totems do?
D: Well those can do damage or heal, or can increase you armor. That also applies to the whole group
S: How many I have?
D: 20 different, but only one at the same time
S: Two
D: No
S: Three
D: Don't get $!$%y
S: Four
D: GET OUT OF HERE!
S: MUMMY
D: Four is great... cookie?
S: Whatever... I also want able to cast spells
D: Boy, you have 4 totems and two-hand weapons..." S: Mu....
D: ... and you can cast spells of course ... just wanted to say that. 1.5 sec casting time
S: Instant!
D: No
S: I said INSTANT
D: ... Okay... instant....
S: Mhh what other classes do?
D: Other classes? They can fight ,cast spells, heal...."
S: I also want heal
D: The others can't do all at once, just...
S: I want heal!
D: There you go, you can heal.
S: Thanks Daddy
D: Whatever... now go back and watch Power Rangers S: What if runs away?
D: "Hmm...... here, frost-shock, now he's slow as a turtle ... and now off if ya...
S: How long will he be turtle?
D: 3 seconds
S: How often I can frost-shock?
D: every 6 secs
S: What with other 3secs?
D: You could at least give you opponent one chance...
S: Maaa....
D: Okay, lasts 6
S: What if I forget to press button?
D: ...8 secs
S: Frost-shock is not enough, I want to be faster than him...
D: Here...ghost-wolf. You can transform into a wolf an run faster...
S: Hmm...
D: Oh no... no more "Hmm..." please
S: What if there are more bad guys...how do I make them slower?
D: Here... Earthbind totem ... and now go!
S: And if they hit me?
D: You hit back, cast spells or...
S: I want they take damage when they hit me!
D: Moment please...you want them to take damage when THEY hit YOU AND YOU hit THEM?
S: Yes
D: Okay...Lightning Shield... take that and now please leave me alone...
S: And if they shoot with bow?
D: *sigh* ... there you go... ranged attacker also take damage
S: What if someone casts spell on me?
D: You can fight, cast spells, heal....
S: I want to take the spell away!
D: Just take a Grounding Totem
S: What if he heal himself
D: Then he heals himself...
S: I want to take away heal!
D: Earth Shock, Instant. Anything else?
S: What if enemy has Buffs? I also want Buffs
D: Here, Wind Fury - I think thats more than enough
S: I want to take away buffs from enemy
D: You can buff yourself, heal, interrupt spells, cast spells, can use twho-handed weapons....
S: I WANT TO TAKE AWAY BUFFS
D: I'll punch you face you little...
S: MUMMY!!!
D: Purge... Purge is great. Well...actually I wanted to give Purge to the warlock but...
S: What if I get poisoned?
D: Use the poison cleansing totem.
S: No.
D: Use it!
S: No
D: FFS USE THE POISON CLEANSING TOTEM
S: No! Mu...
D: ... well... Cure Posion here you go...
S: What if play with somebody together
D: You actually don't need to do that...there's nothing you can't do
S: I want to be able to revive people.
D: You know that ... Okay...
S: Thanks... and what if I die?
D: Well... then somebody else must revive you
S: I want to revive myself!
D: But you are dead...
S: I WANT...
D: Tadaaa... now you can revive yourself.
S: I'm still missing something...
D: Water Walking...sounds better?
S: Okay, but I still miss something ...
D: PENG .... $!@% ... pressed "save" button... oh well...
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