|
Saffron
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (145)
> 26/11/08 14:00
|
Moaner wrote: mar wrote: What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her fathers business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night.
In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
30 years later, I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the chief of the Police. This is where the story gets interesting - I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years, shes never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stash the chandelier.
-- Dwight Schrute
Norwegian humor? I dun get it :<
It makes somewhat sense if you imagine Gareth Keenan saying it. |
|
|
shaeltal
> Frequenter (324)
> 26/11/08 19:23
|
mar wrote: What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her fathers business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night.
In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
30 years later, I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the chief of the Police. This is where the story gets interesting - I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years, shes never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stash the chandelier.
-- Dwight Schrute
Haha, saw that episode the other day. Priceless! |
|
|
Deaden
> Frequenter (469)
> 26/11/08 20:32
|
Wrote that while snusing,Mar? |
"Opinion is like an ass...every idiot has it"
C.Eastwood |
|
Meega
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (158)
> 26/11/08 20:50
|
|
Moaner
> Peon (44)
> 27/11/08 09:51
|
|
Last edited by Moaner on 03/02/09 11:35; edited 1 time in totalDoesn't care what you think. |
|
Meega
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (158)
> 27/11/08 10:44
|
hahhahaa idd moaner, that was ace! |
Hai! |
|
Rick
> Frequenter (330)
> 27/11/08 11:11
|
|
Moaner
> Peon (44)
> 27/11/08 12:04
|
|
Last edited by Moaner on 03/02/09 11:36; edited 1 time in totalDoesn't care what you think. |
|
Moaner
> Peon (44)
> 27/11/08 12:05
|
|
Last edited by Moaner on 03/02/09 11:36; edited 1 time in totalDoesn't care what you think. |
|
djuro
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (576)
> 27/11/08 14:31
|
|
Moaner
> Peon (44)
> 27/11/08 16:35
|
|
Last edited by Moaner on 03/02/09 11:36; edited 1 time in totalDoesn't care what you think. |
|
Meega
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (158)
> 02/12/08 11:49
|
|
Quixoz
> WANNABE TROLL (1227)
> 02/12/08 12:19
|
Meega wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-J9ZpQYW8s&feature=related
made me rofl at least
It's not a laughing matter Meega, it's true . |
|
|
bellator
> TROLL (1553)
> 02/12/08 13:21
|
Meega wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-J9ZpQYW8s&feature=related
made me rofl at least
So who's inviting me to Sweden? |
|
|
Moaner
> Peon (44)
> 02/12/08 13:59
|
|
Last edited by Moaner on 03/02/09 11:36; edited 1 time in totalDoesn't care what you think. |
|
Meega
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (158)
> 02/12/08 15:11
|
|
Meega
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (158)
> 08/12/08 09:42
|
|
tandris
> Frequenter (409)
> 12/12/08 18:22
|
|
djuro
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (576)
> 14/12/08 15:12
|
|
Rox
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (94)
> 14/12/08 21:18
|
|