JunkStar
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (100)
> 19/09/05 13:41
[14:21:28] (+Lyyk) I just realized that it's impossible to lick ur own elbow...
[14:21:47] (+Lyyk) now my shoulder aches
[14:25:41] (+Lyyk) OMFG that was a close one
[14:25:48] (+Lyyk) like 0.5 cm away from the center
[14:26:14] (+Lyyk) but due to the fear of dislocating my shoulder I will stop now
[14:26:16] (@JunkStar) have you been drinking again Lyyk ?
[14:26:24] (+Lyyk) no....
[14:26:30] (+Lyyk) I think
[14:26:42] (+Lyyk) well not much
[14:26:45] (@JunkStar) did you do drugs then ?
[14:26:47] (@JunkStar)
[14:27:58] (+Lyyk) no drugs
[14:28:02] (+Lyyk) only dutch do drugs
[14:29:27] (@[PoW]Azmodeus) im gonna try it now Lyyk
[14:29:37] (@[PoW]Azmodeus) im pro at everything
[14:29:53] (@[PoW]Azmodeus) damn it was hard
[14:30:17] (@[PoW]Azmodeus) gnnnhhhh
[14:30:36] (@[PoW]Azmodeus) my elbow is too masculin
[14:32:24] (+Lyyk) to bend it or anything
[14:32:31] (+Lyyk) it easier if it's straighten
[14:32:51] (+Lyyk) then u have to twist ur shoulder a bit to the point where it hurts like a sob
And the best one:
[14:34:19] (+Lyyk) have to write a report
[14:36:15] (+Lyyk) about the arest of a recently cought pirate
[14:38:01] (@eewo) you still have pirates in sweden?
You forget one thing: Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and scissors cuts paper...
Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan